STEPS
1
Never laugh at your own joke, unless all the class is laughing at it. You don't go around during lessons saying "Hitler is fun!". That'll just lower your reputation of the stressed word 'funny'.
2
Say things funny about what's going on about in the class. For example someone just farted, "Ugh, I can see the green gas" would be a good line on that occasion.
3
Slightly make fun of people, like a kid in your class says "This chocolate is great, I can eat all day." Say something like "Don't, look chum, I do not like fatsos, and you being fat... what a nightmare...Fred is fat enough!"
4
Say everything out loud, unless it's a private joke with a friend nearby, though that won't really increase your reputation.
5
Make jokes at the same time at school, learning lines and waiting for a chance to say them is crazy. You want bad, than go bad.
6
Say crazy things few times per month. If your class is quiet, something like "I think I wet my pants" would be funny.
7
Go mad on the teachers comments. Comment on them like "I never knew that Hitler smoked" if she said he committed suicide. And if the teacher says something about the food chain or animal life, tap your mouth with the pencil and say something like "Do cows pee?" or "Where do animals get privacy, to pee and poo?" or maybe you could go for "From where does a cow excrete!? I ain't seeing no butt!"
8
Adding things like "I know you understand" will make things funnier.
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